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| Magic Sandwich: You're in NYC and you hail a cab, describe the
driver. | 
Ready to steal your milk money: Dylan Rogers from Sonic Love Affair, Tim, and "co-Streaker" Mike Farrell on Thanksgiving Day 2005- photo by Jay Spooner |
| Tim Foster: I really don't like to take cabs.... when I was in NYC I walked everywhere. If I WERE to hail a cab, I'd hope that it was driven by Philip Glass. There's a great story about a society matron that hailed a cab... She pointed out to the driver that he had the same name as a reknowned composer. Of course it was THE Philip Glass driving the cab 'cause he couldn't make ends meet as an avant garde composer....
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| MS: What old-fashioned invention, or a newer one that
got phased-out, do you miss or would you want to try and use? |
| TF: Printing presses. I love those dents in the paper. |
| MS: Rename a famous band. |
| TF: I've often thought that truth in advertising laws
should have required Led Zeppelin to be called 'the
Wastes of Skin'.
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| MS: What member of a news team/program would you want
to be (anchorperson, sports, on the scene reporter, etc...?) |
| TF: The Foreign Correspondent. |
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Tim at the Firedance 2005- Photo: Jay Spooner | MS: Would you rather be constantly sweaty or constantly itchy?
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| TF: Is this a trick question?... I AM constantly sweaty. |
| MS: Fill in the middle of these two phrases to make a
sentence- you can use either phrase as the first phrase, but the other phrase must be the last 2
words: Sacramento music; my underpants |
| TF: Fran, you've stumped me. Let's just say that I like
to keep a wall of separation between Sacto music and
my underpants. |
| MS: Where in Sacramento do you wish you could just
set up and play, without regard to logistics, noise or disruption?
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| TF: Lil Joes on Del Paso Blvd. |
| MS: If you could preach from the pulpit like any
loud, enthusiastic preacher, who or what would you sound the praises of? Give a sample of your “fire and brimstone” sermon…
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TF: I'm a devout agnostic, but I am a follower of the
'Square Deal' philosophy as outlined by Theodore
Roosevelt.
My fire and brimstone sermon: If you are a racist,fuck you. If you are an anti-homosexual bigot, fuck you. If you support a war, enlist; if you expect someone else to fight it for you, you are a coward. Reject all superstition. Never cheat at anything. Read. Think. Work.
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| MS: If you could perform surgery, what would be your
specialty? Any reason why?
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| TF: Laser eye surgery. I had this done about ten years
ago and it was the closest thing to a 'conversion
experience' that I've ever had. I went from
coke-bottle glasses to none, and it just opened the
world up for me.
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