"Stories and Lies" by Rude Ronnie Rocker
Archive from : 09/10/06
Not taking anything seriously since 2006.
Sitting down in the easy chair today :Richard March
Current musical thang? :We're in the studio looking to release in Oct/Nov.
Ya got a website? :http://www.richardmarch.com
Can I have a listen? :
People That You Meet 
May I get you a sandwich? :Reuben w/ extra saurkraut pleeeeeeeeez.
 
 
Magic Sandwich: How long was your longest phone conversation?
That would be Steve Randall on guitar, Richard, a partially hidden Kevin Priest on drums, and Tyler Ragle on bass. Photo by Katie Johnson.
Richard March: Longest phone conversation was probably an hour and a half with my friend Ramon. He's a musician buddy in SF who engineered my first two CD's. We usually make our way through music, politics, women and personal health in any given conversation.
MS: What was the last song you played air guitar to?
RM: The last song I probably played air guitar to was Stevie Ray Vaughn's version of "Little Wing".
MS: Which do you believe or wish really existed: Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, or the Abominable Snowman?
RM: I love lake swimming so not Nessy. I love x-country skiing, so not the abominable snowman. Bigfoot it is. Besides...I wear a size 15, and no...there's absolutely no correlation.
MS: Make up a new slang name for a common, recreational drug.
RM: Schmortin....commonly referred to as reefer.
MS: What is the worst, yet commonly used, pizza topping?
RM: Pinneaple! Are you f**king kidding me? Who thought that up? Next thing you know, people will be dipping it in ranch dressing!
 

Here sharing a night with legend Ramblin' Jack Elliott. Photo by Katie Johnson.
MS: If you could steal anything and get away with it, what would you steal?
RM: Every last dime in the Republican National Commitee's fundraising account.
MS: Imagine you've been framed for murder; who framed you and why?
RM: Framed for the murder of Count Chocula by....Frankenberry of course. Such a bitter rivalry.
MS: What feature or new part, real or imagined, would be great to add on to cars?
RM: I'm guessing it would have to do with pleasure and not having to take your hands off the wheel.
MS: Did you ever have an imaginary friend?
RM: I was a fat kid...all my friends were imaginary. Seriously, I talked to all my stuffed animals if that counts.
 
MS: I'll provide the answer, you give me the applicable question: Only if you have the matching purse.
Photo by Katie Johnson.
RM: You can wear faux leopard skin Mary Janes...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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