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Archive from : 11/16/06

Exhibiting the musical animals indigenous to California's Capitol.

Sitting down in the easy chair today :

Crazy Ballhead

Current musical thang? :

New Crazy Ballhead Album “The Children of Hope” coming soon.

Ya got a website? :

http://www.crazyballhead.com http://www.myspace.com/crazyballhead

Can I have a listen? :

Hello Mis

May I get you a sandwich? :

Peanut Butter and Syrup on Wheat.

Magic Sandwich: Do you do any impersonations?

Vote for Crazy Ballhead to join the lineup at the KWOD Twisted Xmas show! Click here to vote

Crazy Ballhead: Various actors, family, friends, strangers… Who don’t I impersonate?

MS: Pretend you have a flesh-eating disease, how did you get it?

CB: Someone called me on the telephone!!!

MS: What's one thing you wish you didn't have to pay for?

CB: Air…………………………………At the gas station.

MS: What kind of foreign accent would you like to have?

CB: East African. Seriously.

MS: Think up a law that you'd pass if you were the leader of your own country and what would be the penalty for breaking said law?

CB: This is a hard one. I’d try to have laws and collect fines for all kinds of stuff… Ignorance? Fine. Racism? Fine. Bad hygiene? Fine. etc…

MS: Which famous singer can scream the best?

CB: Prince, Mariah Carey, Patti LaBelle… it’s a toss up.

MS: Create a character for yourself in a soap opera (name, occupation, summary of how your character fits into, and adds, to the drama).

CB: Dr. Bif Baxter – Brain Surgeon

Episode 4, Season 7:Loses life of leading female character on his operating table.

Episode 1, Season 8:Is found out to beat a second grade drop out named Cleofus Campbell who got the brain surgery idea from watching the Discovery Channel.

At the Sammie Awards show. Photo by Jay Spooner.	MS: What would be a great substitute for a bath?
	CB: Moist Towelette’s (Lemon Scented) and a bottle of Hai Karate’.
	MS: Which Guinness world record would you like to be able to break?
	CB: Not sure if it’s in there…It should be. Most Flava Flav clocks around one neck.
	MS: I'll provide the answer, you give me the applicable question: 13th President Millard Fillmore
	CB: Why are these cops all on my jock like this?! [Sandwich note: Google "Fugitive Slave Act" to see what Crazy B is hinting about- thanks for the unexpected history lesson.]

Love it- Crazy B. at the Distillery after a great show...Photo by Jay Spooner.