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| If the scene is dead, why are we still talking about it? |
| Sitting down in the easy chair today : | Liani Moore |
| Current musical thang? : | My band “moore” and my solo project. I just released new recordings for each. Check them out, you won’t regret it. |
| Ya got a website? : | http://www.mooretheband.com http://www.myspace.com/mooretheband |
| Can I have a listen? : | |
| May I get you a sandwich? : | I’ll take a turkey and pesto sandwich from the Delta of Venus. Mmmm… |
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| Magic Sandwich: What was the best Halloween costume you ever wore? | 
Undoubtedly thinking of Alan Alda. Photo by Greg Moore. |
| Liani Moore: I was Andrew Ridgeley from WHAM! once. Kind of a last minute thing... some gym shorts, and a cut off shirt that said, "CHOOSE LIFE" in permanent pen. Everyone knew who I was, let me tell you...they were like, "Hey, you're Andrew Ridgeley from, WHAM!, aren't you?!" And I was like, "Yeah!" |
| MS: Pretend you're an on-the-scene reporter, write some text on a subject that isn't really newsworthy but make it sound really important. |
| LM: This one is hard. But ok. “The Albertson’s on 23rd and F was recently shut down due to lack of something. Unfortunately, the Bank of America ATM was removed as well. This is going to have a devastating impact on Liani Moore, a local resident, who is now going to have to skateboard her ass to the Alhambra branch to deposit her bi-monthly paychecks of $12.00 after taxes. This is really important. I’m so serious. And if you don’t care, there’s probably something wrong with you.” |
| MS: What's the worst thing someone could say about your music? |
| LM: That they don’t get it, or they can’t relate to it. |
| MS: What thing or place would you like to have named after you or in your honor? |
| LM: I would like Sacramento to me re-named after me. I’ve already begun to lobby for it… Lianimento… kind of has a ring to it, doesn’t it? |
| MS: What is one thing you wish you would never have to do again? |
| LM: Work in an office. Either that, or take English 110A – Intro to Literary Criticism. That class made me want to throw up. |
| MS: Who is the best-looking famous person over 70? |
| LM: Alan Alda. He’s a sexy bitch. |
| MS: What's the greatest thing about the DMV? |
| LM: Well, there are many things that I love about the DMV. I'm going to go with getting dates. I like to get dates at the DMV. So next time you run into me there... |
| MS: Who/What is your favorite Shakespeare play or character? |
| LM: Hm. I would have to say Othello… but mostly because I’m partial to the Verdi opera. Those romantic composers did some incredible adaptations of great literary works. Desdemona’s death aria is priceless. |
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