Archive from : 04/17/07
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Sitting down in the easy chair today :Megan Cauley
Current musical thang? :Queensbury Rules; I made a promise to myself that I would only focus on The Queensbury Rules because I want us to play to our full potential without any other musical distractions on my part. Not to say that anyone else who is involved with other musical side projects "doesn't" put their whole heart into their "main band," but personally, I have so much on my plate that I wouldn't want to jeopardize the band that I am in right now that I love dearly with other musical interests.
Ya got a website? :http://www.myspace.com/thequeensburyrules
Can I have a listen? :
I'm Sorry 
May I get you a sandwich? :The “Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki” from Subway…Mmmmm…….*drool*
 
 
Magic Sandwich: You find a secret flight of stairs in your home; describe where they lead to.
All photos, again, by Jay Spooner. Check out his website here.
Megan Cauley: More stairs that would lead to a door which would take me down a hallway that would take me to a train station that would take me to New York where I would hail a cab to take me to the airport which would take me to Los Angeles. Then, and only then, the limo driver waiting for me would take me to the Greyhound station where I would travel to my final destination—Springfield…Where I would meet The Simpsons.
MS: Make up an original hyperbole.
MC: It’s like throwing a pencil down the Grand Canyon...
MS: What is your favorite element from the Periodic Table?
MC: Semenium…Wait, what???
MS: Instead of blood, what would be cool to have running thru our veins and why?
MC: Rockstar Energy Drink!!! I have pretty much substituted my blood for that already, and it’s working out quite nicely!!!
MS: Who deserves to be on a postage stamp?
MC: Joey Ramone
MS: Do you parallel park well?
MC: Actually, I’m not too bad at parallel parking. It takes me about an hour to do it, but I do drive a tank (1991 Volvo sedan).
MS: What was the last thing you fixed or repaired?
MC: Well, the last thing that I “fixed” was my hand after it was brutally stomped on by a guy who was trying to get on stage at a NOFX concert two months ago. Short story long, I was at the front of the stage and Eric Melvin (on of the guitar players from NOFX handed me a pick). My left hand was gripping said pick and was comfortably rested on the stage. I was singing along to one of the tunes, and suddenly felt this flash of pain go through me. I went about a week with just an Ace Bandage wrapped around my hand before I went to the doctor. After I couldn’t take the pain anymore (and I was in enough pain to actually get myself to call the doctor), I was told that my hand was sprained and strained because of the jerk face. Now my hand is fixed and repaired. Actually, Jessi got her wrist hurt at the same concert, and if you go onto our MySpace page, there’s a picture of the band at the show we played at in Redding, and you can see that BOTH of our hands are nicely wrapped in bandages…
 

At the Distillery, bandage and "mulct" free.
MS: Without looking it up, define the word “mulct” and put it in a sentence.
MC: “Mulct” is the crusty white stuff that you get on the corners of your mouth when you’re dehydrated. In a sentence: “Dude, you have a little mulct on your face.”
MS: Come up with an outrageous publicity stunt to promote your band.
MC: TOM’S PREGNANT!!!
MS: I'll provide the answer, you give me the applicable question: I had to buy new curtains.
MC: Did you ever get those blood stains out of your bedroom???
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



Here with fellow Queensbury Rulers: Tom, Jessi and Matt T. Fucker, creating gold flames wherever they go.

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