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| Sitting down in the easy chair today : | Derek Fieth |
| Current musical thang? : | PETS |
| Ya got a website? : | http://www.petstheband.com and http://www.myspace.com/petsmusic |
| Can I have a listen? : | |
| May I get you a sandwich? : | At home I never eat ham and I never eat eggs. But, Allison and I got to go to Paris recently and one morning we tried a Croque Madame for breakfast, and it was GREAT! It's a grilled ham and cheese sandwich with a fried egg on top and spicy french mustard on the side. DELICIOUS! |
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| Magic Sandwich: Create a new hand gesture; describe it and what it means. Example: 2
fingers for peace, middle finger for fuck you, etc. | 
In the Underground in London ...photo by Derek himself. |
| Derek Fieth: Easy. You stick up your thumb in the usual "thumbs up, I agree with that" position. Then you stick out your middle finger horizontally. And, that means you think something is FUCKING COOL! |
| MS: What was the most embarrassing thing your parents made you wear, or dressed you in as a young child or baby? |
| DF: One Halloween when I was in 1st or 2nd grade, my mom put me in a homemade pumpkin costume and it was bad news. I had brown corduroys on and then the big orange bag-type thing she sewed up for the pumpkin part. She tried to fill it up with paper and plastic garbage bags, but there must not have been enough around because I ended up looking like a pumpkin that's been sitting around for a few months in the sun. I was all saggy and droopy. We had to walk around the school in a sort of costume parade for the older kids. The paper and plastic bags in there seemed like they were rustling so loud as I walked all around the school like a rotten little pumpkin boy. |
| MS: What's your favorite food commonly displayed at a salad bar? What should they have that most or all salad bars don't? |
| DF: CHOCOLATE PUDDING!; Grilled ham & Cheese sandwich w/ a fried egg on top! (See the sandwich question) |
| MS: What is something high school didn’t teach you? |
| DF: My U.S. Government class was way off the mark. But then again, it's the only class I cut very often so maybe they taught about all the fucked up parts on days when I skipped. |
| MS: If Satan went by a more common first name, what do you think it would be? |
| DF: I wasn't too sure about this one so I said to Allison (the other half of PETS) "Hey what's Satan's real first name?" And without much hesitation she said, "It's Lonnie!" For some reason I thought that was hilarious and I said "Yeah and he's got red hair!" So, there you go, Satan is a redhead named Lonnie. |
| MS: What is something you should never do just before going to bed? |
| DF: Watch something really creepy or scary, like THE VIEW . YIKES! |
| MS: Solve: 1 2/3 x 2 1/2 = ? |
| DF: 4 1/6? I'm a substitute elementary school teacher so I had a 4th grader do this one for me, hope it's right! |
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Here in Amsterdam...again, Derek makes with the phone camera. | MS: List the top three things you’d love to find in a dumpster. |
| DF: 100 billion dollars, the Delorian from the Back to the Future movies, and George W. Bush. I'd run over Bush while I was getting the car up to 88 mph so I could go back in time and use some of the money to make sure somebody else got elected president. |
| MS: What would Freud say if he heard your band? |
| DF: I checked, and that guy said a lot of stuff. Maybe after he listened to us he would say one of these things he liked to say:
"What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction of needs which have been damned up to a high degree." Or, "children are completely egoistic; they feel their needs intensely and strive ruthlessly to satisfy them." Or maybe this, "one is very crazy when in love!"
He would definitely say this, "time spent with cats is never wasted." And hopefully he wouldn't say this, "if you can't do it, GIVE UP!" |
| MS: I'll provide the answer, you give me the applicable question: Only once, just because I heard it was great. |
| DF: Ever start a band with your girlfriend? |
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