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Archive from : 08/22/07 |
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| Where you'll never read about how Sacramento musicians write their songs- thank god! | ||||||||||||||||
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| Magic Sandwich: Pretend you’re a housekeeper in an extremely posh mansion. What do you find when you open up the drawer of the homeowner’s bedroom nightstand? |  Such nice boys, really...That's Mark, Chris, Keith, Tim, Erik and Andy. | |||||||||||||||
| Chris Harvey: Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. | ||||||||||||||||
| MS: You’ve suddenly developed a case of amnesia. What is the first thing you’d do to try and jog your memory? | ||||||||||||||||
| CH: Turn to Tim and say “Who the hell am I again?” | ||||||||||||||||
| MS: Who is the last person you’d want to owe money to? | ||||||||||||||||
| CH: George Jones. He was known to be quite persuasive, in a drunken gun-toting way, when it came to collecting his debts. | ||||||||||||||||
| MS: What government office, department or position should exist that doesn’t? | ||||||||||||||||
| CH: The Thomas Paine Department of Deism and Critical Thinking, which has oversight and absolute final say on all decisions and rulings of all three branches of the Federal government. | ||||||||||||||||
| MS: What do you wish was in your refrigerator right now? | ||||||||||||||||
| CH: 27 cases of Burgermeister Beer and leftover pizza from Luigi’s. | ||||||||||||||||
| MS: Who would be the worst famous musician to be stuck on a deserted island with? | ||||||||||||||||
| CH: Amazingly enough it’s a seventeen-way tie between:
Celine Dion Kenny G. (the smooth-jazz guy) Any Smooth-Jazz Guy Clint Black Ricky Skaggs Hank Williams Junior Garth Brooks Travis Tritt Any “Modern Country” or “New Country” Musician The Backstreet Boys Any Boy Band Britney Spears Any Gal That Sounds or Acts Like Britney Spears Raffi Roger Whitaker Joni Mitchell Zamfir (that fucking pan flute guy) | ||||||||||||||||
| MS: Think of the worst boss you ever worked for; Give an example of what made them the worst. | ||||||||||||||||
| CH: I had a boss at a camera shop who was either drunk or asleep AT ALL TIMES. He was there for four years and nobody but me seemed to notice or care. | ||||||||||||||||
 Damn, sing it like ya mean it... | MS: What’s the first thing that needs to be done to help airline travel? |
| CH: Well there’s two things actually: Free Booze on International flights, and Free Booze on Domestic flights. | |
| MS: What would be the best and worst thing about living forever? | |
| CH: I’m not sure. Ask Phyllis Diller . | |
| MS: I'll provide the answer, you give me the applicable question: When monkeys fly out of my ass. | |
| CH: ”I will buy the new Randy Travis record…” | |
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