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| Feeding questions to starving musicians. |
| Sitting down in the easy chair today : | Eric Williams |
| Current musical thang? : | I still do the SAUCER thing... keep an eye on that (hee hee).
My new thing is SPACEBOY. SPACEBOY is whatever I want it to be, meaning...an all past Saucer set, all Hall and Oates covers, new stuff that doesn't fit in with the Saucer thing, love ballads, hate ballads, a full band or not, weird shit... what-ever. Different people, different songs. No rules.
I have some other project that might be up and running next year. One is a more electronic thing and the other is... comedy. |
| Ya got a website? : | http://www.myspace.com/saucer http://www.myspace.com/spaceboysongs http://www.myspace.com/imastarkiller http://www.myspace.com/superadventureguy (that's me, yeah.) |
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| May I get you a sandwich? : | A sun-dried tomato, basil and mozzarella sandwich with avocado. Mmm...thank you. |
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| Magic Sandwich: If you really saw Santa putting gifts under your tree, what’s the first thing you’d ask him? | 
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| Eric Williams: I would ask him for a very special and magical present...a one night of nasty 4-way (yes I said 4-way) lovemaking with a 1982 Phoebe Cates, a 1974 Olivia Newton-John and Winona Ryder anytime after that Lucas movie... eh, let's make that after the Edward Scissorhands movie. Don't wanna be going to prison, right? |
| MS: Whose mind would you like to be able to read? |
| EW: That's a tough one. Probably someone very fucking wealthy. Like, maybe Steve Jobs or Bill Gates. If you can read their minds, it's money time. |
| MS: What is something you would advise people NOT to do, based on personal experience? |
| EW: Do not use scissors to "trim yourself". You don't want me to go into details on that one. |
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| MS: Pretend you’re riding a passenger bus, (not a band tour bus); describe the person who’s sitting next to you and what is your destination? |
| EW: It looks like a monkey, a really stupid looking monkey. He's eating his own shit and grinning while...wait, it's George W. Bush!!! He's getting off at the stop before me, a place called Assrapeville. He's going to have a great time there. And me? My next stop is Bartertown, I have some business there with some fool who calls himself Master-blaster. |
| MS: What’s the last thing you lost that you were never able to find again? |
| EW: A great song I was working on. No kidding, I record stuff on little digi-recorders and cell phones. I lost a cell phone about 2 years or so ago, and it must have had like 15 good ideas (most I could remember), but there was one that I thought was brilliant and for some reason I can only remember, like, one tiny piece. I had the whole thing there and I lagged on making it heard. Thanks Zoloft!! |
| MS: What special occasion/event deserves to be a national holiday? |
| EW: The day that the monkey leaves office. |
| MS: What was the last thing you hid/smuggled down your pants? |
| EW: The answer is more than likely someones hand. |
| MS: Which one of Dorothy’s friends from the Wizard of Oz would you be best cast as? |
| EW: Probably Toto, cause I like it doggy-style. Really though...I'm thinking Uncle Henry. That guy had a dark side to him, you could just tell he was behind something very sinister. I never trusted that guy. It was the eyes, those evil, yet very sexy eyes. |
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