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Archive from : 05/06/06

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Sitting down in the easy chair today :

Caitlin Gutenberger

Current musical thang? :

Two Sheds

Ya got a website? :

Can I have a listen? :

May I get you a sandwich? :

Yes. Turkey, provolone, honey mustard, avocado...on dutch crunch bread. . .and a big pickle on the side.

Magic Sandwich: What famous movie character's life would you like to live in real life?

The band: Rusty Miller on drums, John Gutenberger on bass and Caitlin with the gee-tar. Photo by Mike Rafter

Caitlin Gutenberger: Han Solo- I wanted to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs; Holly Golightly; Maude.

MS: If your band took a family vacation, where would you go?

CG: Wally World.

MS: Other than you and/or your band, who would you like to see on the cover of Rolling Stone?

CG: My mother.

Sit a spell and listen...Photo by Yoni Berk	MS: Do you floss regularly?
	CG: Yes.
	MS: What ailment/emergency could you see yourself being in the hospital for that you havent yet been in for?
	CG: I don't really like to speculate about future health problems.
	MS: You find a dead body; describe where you found it and what condition it's in.
	CG: I don't know what condition it's in. After I see the dead body, I get away from it as quickly as possible. I don't remember where I found it. I block out all memory of the dead body.
	MS: What would be the WORST object to use as a dildo?
	CG: A Buick Skylark

MS: What national or world monument/building would you like to live right next to?	At the Cafe du Nord in San Francisco. Photo via Imagevox Studio
CG: The British Museum. I really like it there.
MS: What two famous people do you think would make a good couple? They can be from 2 different eras, any gender, etc
CG: Cher and Louis XIV. . .I don't fucking know.
MS: Make up a euphemism; be sure to explain what it really means.
CG: Chimpunks. . .those monkeys that hurl feces at you when you go to the zoo.