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Leaving Them Wanting- by Ed Hunter

Archive from : 05/22/06

Where credibility goes to die.

Sitting down in the easy chair today :

Chris Teichman

Current musical thang? :

Army of Trees

Ya got a website? :

http://www.myspace.com/armyoftrees and also check out: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Can I have a listen? :

Consider It Done

May I get you a sandwich? :

Gimme a Pizza Sub! Fine, then I'll take a Reuben.

Magic Sandwich: Come up with a new reality show theme (ex: stranded on an island; marry for money, wife swapping etc.)

Trails, man...With twin brother Brad at the Fox and Goose. You really can't tell them apart, can you? Photo by Jay Spooner.

Chris Teichman: "The Roundhouse" with host Chuck Norris. Real contestants would come in and set world records. After they accomplish them, Chuck "Sidekick" Norris would proceed to break the record that was just set. Then he would roundhouse kick the contestant for losing. Game over.

MS: Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse?

CT: Forget about it. Bugs Bunny of course. He's from Brooklyn, NY you know. Give him a fedora and a cigar and lookout Elmer! Bugs stands for Bugsy by the way.

MS: Make up a pick-up line- tasteful or cheesy

CT: No line needed. Chuck Norris walks into a restaurant, eats four steaks, does five roundhouse kicks and then has sex with a waitress.

MS: What song reminds you of school dances?

CT: "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds. Classic high school "Breakfast Club" vibe to kick it to.

MS: What would be the worst thing about being a member of the opposite sex?

CT: I wouldn't be able to grow a badass beard like Chuck. He has a beard of steel.

It's the white socks that make him so sexy...	MS: Come up with a new fraternity/sorority name and what kind of hazing ritual would you have to do to get in?
	CT: Alpha Delta Force - A new fraternity dedicated to all things Chuck Norris. The pledge would have to watch all Walker, Texas Ranger reruns and Delta Force 1 & 2 all in a row while drinking keg beer. The hazing would continue with the reciting of the top 100 facts of the Chuck Norris bible that would be created. And of course extensive training "Lone Wolf McQuade" style.
	MS: Make a prediction that you think really will come true.
	CT: Chuck Norris will roundhouse Bush with his left foot to the right side of GW's head and become the next President of the United States.
	MS: What is your favorite insect?
	CT: Any insect on the bottom of my shoe. Ouch!
	MS: What is the most embarrassing thing you ever bought?
	CT: A ticket to see Bullet Boys, Cinderella, Winger and Bon Jovi in the late 80's. But don't tell anyone about that. OK. Thanks.

MS: Just before you get probed by martians, they will answer one question, what do you ask them?	Chuck Norris would be President of their fan club. Hiding in back is Steve Smith on drums. Photo by Jay Spooner.
CT: Did you create Chuck Norris or what? Seriously, he is not human.