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Guest Commentary- by Warren Bishop

Archive from : 06/06/06

Sandwiches are life, the rest is just details

Sitting down in the easy chair today :

Kevin Seconds

Current musical thang? :

all alone, Ghetto Moments and 7 Seconds

Ya got a website? :

http://blog.kevinseconds.com

Can I have a listen? :

Improve Your People Skills

May I get you a sandwich? :

Why yes, a veggie one with roasted red peppers, pesto and provolone cheese, thank you very much.

Magic Sandwich: Come up with a name for the newest or most popular band/artist in the following genres: heavy metal; chick pop singer; teenage boy band; delta blues legend.

All artwork by Kevin Seconds.

Kevin Seconds: Metal: Antcrusher

Chick Pop Singer: Otis Cooper. I just think it would be cool if some young, hot chick with a lousy singing voice had an ugly dude's name.

Teen Boy Band: Bright Eyes

Delta Blues Legend: Blind WillieBob Bejesus

MS: What subject/guest would you really like to see discussed/interviewed on Oprah?

KS: The entire cast of "Lost" cuz that show is so f'n groundbreaking, those actors are so amazing, the dialogue is outstanding and...oh yeah, I'm being pissy and sarcastic again.

MS: What was/is your favorite playground toy? (jungle gym, swing etc)

KS: I like the circular thing that goes round and round and makes you feel like you are going to vomit after about 10 revolutions.

MS: If you recognized a friend in a porn film, would you tell him/her you saw it?

KS: Hell no! I wouldn't tell anyone cuz I would want them to keep on making porn movies so I could keep quietly being a creepy, sicko voyeur and watch them "act" in them. I'm a little bit sick like that.

MS: Come up with a new slogan for an already existing product.

KS: 'McDonald's.... We LOVE Helping To Make You & All Your Friends Fat & Worthless!'

Artwork by Kevin Seconds.	MS: Insult for one of your musical heroes.
	KS: Brian Wilson: I love you man, but maybe it's time to just let your amazing touring band travel and perform without you, you brain-fried idiot! (that actually hurts to even joke about)
	MS: Whats cuter than a basketful of kittens?
	KS: Sarah Silverman and her filthy brain and mouth.
	MS: Whats the next series on PBS that Ken Burns should do?
	KS: A 10 part series on my employment history.
	MS: Where was the last embarrassing place you farted?
	KS: Tower Books, summer of 1990. In front of then-mayor Anne Rudin. She snickered and walked away from me.
	MS: Using peer pressure, persuade someone to do something outrageous/crazy/dumb- be sure to include what you want him/her to do in your dialogue.
	KS: I REALLY need you to lay here naked with me for a little while. Not for too long. Just a little while. I mean, come on, EVERYONE is doing it. Laying here naked with me, I mean. Seriously. Haven't you noticed it listed in everyone's profile on their MySpace page? You can even Google 'people who lay here naked with Kevin Seconds' and you'll be absolutely amazed at the amount of hits. Laying here naked with me really IS the new NOT laying here naked with me. Seriously.

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