All-Age My Ass! by Adam Varona
Archive from : 07/05/06
Where credibility goes to die.
Sitting down in the easy chair today :Amee Chapman
Current musical thang? :Amee Chapman and the Big Finish--Americana/Sagebrush Soul
Ya got a website? :http://www.ameechapman.com
Can I have a listen? :
Oh Revelry 
May I get you a sandwich? :Turkey, anchovy and arugula on an english muffin, no mayo, cut in quarters.
 
 
Magic Sandwich: Who was your favorite TV actor/actress when you were young (around 10 yrs old or so)?
Amee at Old Ironsides, possibly singing about Velveeta?
Amee Chapman: The bigger of the two women on Bosom Buddies-she made a mean Frito pie.
MS: Do you read in the bathroom? If so, do you have a preference: books, magazines? If not, have you ever tried?
AC: Absolutely. Mostly Coin Collection magazines and an occasional Farming with Ewes weekly.
MS: Come up with a new name for a street gang.
AC: The Taints.
MS: What do you wish there was a pill for ?
AC: Feeling like you got ten hours of sleep when in reality you have gotten two.
MS: Invent a conspiracy theory- use "facts" to back it up.
AC: Velveeta cheese is actually orange colored Elmers Glue. If you heat the cheese up, it becomes a brilliant tacking material, that when cooled, solidifies and sticks to most everything.
MS: How do you see humans physically evolving over the next 100 years? (lose/gain an appendage, different skin color, etc)
AC: Bigger ears, like elephants.
MS: In the same vein as fire or life insurance, what do you think there should be insurance for?
AC: Stupidity.
MS: Is there a concert or musical festival that you wished you saw, but missed?
AC: Austin City Limits Music Fest-any year. I'll make it out to the next one.
 

At the Fox and Goose...
MS: Do you have any superstitions? How about a favorite one?
AC: I dont walk on the left side of the street when I am in Bakersfield. Favorite: Rocky Balboa style entrance to my shows.
MS: What would Mozart say if he heard your band?
AC: That's funny, all I can hear is the mandolin.
 
 
 
 
 
 



Showing off that sagebrush soul...

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